Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)
The people running after him makes it funnier
HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
(via ruinedchildhood)
date a boy who cares for you a bit too much but cant help it
(via psychedelic-freak-out)
my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
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(via firedrill)
You kill time until time kills you
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